Optimizing Your Social Media Indiscretions at Job Interviews

Interviewing for a job is stressful enough without worrying about how your youthful indiscretions factor into the picture.
At least your parents had plausible deniability. You? You have the Internet.

Social media has been busy documenting every single one of your little misadventures. They’re all there for your new prospective employer to find. If you didn't have time to scrub that social media profile, here's one way of handling it.